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KNOW YOU ARE A GHOST HUNTER IF...
- Your calendar of events has more ghost hunting dates
than birthdays and anniversaries.
- You have a closet dedicated to ghost hunting equipment
- Your computer is book marked with ghost hunt equipment
stores and e-bay favorites for ghost equipment
- Your address book contains a notation of G.H. or a complete
section of ghost hunters
- You have at least ten videotapes of ghost investigations.
- You have at least two digital cameras and an assortment
of tape recorders.
- Your idea of a great night out is not dinner but a cemetery
at midnight.
- You have more ghost and orb pictures than you have pictures
of your friends and relatives.
- You take more pictures in the dark than in the daylight
- Midnight is your favorite hour
- The trunk of your car is filled with assorted papers,
maps and ghost hunting equipment
- You get excited over pictures with no images showing
- You say the words, "play it again" at least
twice a week
- You can a camera flash in your face at least once a week
- You wear a flashlight on your head and don't feel like
an idiot
- You have more pictures of gravestones than that of your
children or family members
- Your hard drive has at least two photo enhancing and
editing programs
- You have at least two sound editors on your computer
to record and clean up EVPS.
- Your car can't pass a cemetery without making a "U"
turn.
- Won't leave home without a flashlight
- Carry more batteries than keys
- Spend money to sleep in an old prison
- Have blinded at least six people with you flash in the
last six months
- Most of the equipment you carry, beeps or flashes
- Are not frightened by strange noises
- Walk around places talking to yourself
- Most of your friends are ghost hunters
- Will drive 50 miles to eat in a "haunted restaurant"
- Spend hours visiting "ghost sites" on the net
- Have joined several chat room all involved with ghosts
- Log on to the Solar Weather link to see if there is a
full moon or solar storm
- You get a new camera and the first thing you do is take
off the strap.
- Ask deceased relatives to join in family pictures.
- You have more EVP's than your favorite music
- UPS delivers to your job rather than your home so you
don't have explain your latest piece of ghost hunting equipment.
- Your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather
Be Ghost hunting!
- You refuse to stay at a hotel that's not haunted.
- You hear someone say, "You look like you saw a ghost,
and you start interviewing them.
- You spend more time of ghost message boards than anywhere
else on the net.
- You are not afraid to talk to a "brown out".
- Your best ghost photo is hanging along side family pictures.
- More afraid of the living than the ghosts
- Refuse to watch "scary movies".
- Look for reflections on your computer to see if anyone
is behind you.
- Will sit for hours looking at a movie of an empty room.
- Enjoy negatives more than prints
- Have a camera next to your bed
- You own a motion detector
- Have more than ten pictures of ceilings
- You know exactly where your EMP meter is at this moment
- Show up at funerals with a EMF meter, tape recorder and
camera
- You child talks about an imaginary friend and you take
at least ten pictures
- Have more photography equipment that most tourists
- Your idea of a good vacation is a haunted place
- Spend hours looking at pictures with a picture editing
program
- Have more pictures of dust than anything or anyone else.
- Can recognize a cemetery by its graves
- Spend as much on batteries as fast food.
- Can name at least five people, not related to you, in
any given cemetery
- The police department knows your name and the fact that
you are a ghost hunter
- You know what "Run means
- Have made a pact with at least one person to "come
back from the dead and contact them"
- Spend as much on printing and developing as you do gas
for your car
- Have listened for EVPs on your telephone answering picture.
- Used your cell phone as a camera and tape recorder in
a cemetery
- Carry at least five pieces of ghost equipment with you
at all times
- Your purse or backpack substitute as a ghost hunting
equipment carrier
- Had at least one argument over an "orb"
- Have at least three, ghost hunting group shirts or id
badges hanging in your closet.
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Have more black clothes than any other
color.
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